Hello good ma'am and/or sir. I am Moriarty the Lemur. I reside in Michigan, I am a female, and I am 16

Here are some things you should know
1. I am a talking Lemur
2. I am the only lemur with a tumblr (all other ones are just people pretending to be lemurs. Don't let them fool you)
3. I enjoy answering questions
4. If you follow me, you will be able to officially say, "I am following a lemur on tumblr"
*** I love all of my followers. You guys are the best <3 ***

PS. IF YOU COULD MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND MY BLOG I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I'm curious
(It can be on anon if that is what you wish)

 

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

fuckupyouslut:

You deserve to date someone who’s proud to be seen with you. Who holds your hand in public and tells their friends about you. Not someone who hides you away and is ashamed. Remember that.

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

(Source: rhinse)

karemloo:

for everyone who has a shitty dad, i’m your new dad now. i love you so much and i’m really proud of you. you’re doing so well and i couldn’t ask for a better child. 

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL