Hello good ma'am and/or sir. I am Moriarty the Lemur. I reside in Michigan, I am a female, and I am 16

Here are some things you should know
1. I am a talking Lemur
2. I am the only lemur with a tumblr (all other ones are just people pretending to be lemurs. Don't let them fool you)
3. I enjoy answering questions
4. If you follow me, you will be able to officially say, "I am following a lemur on tumblr"
*** I love all of my followers. You guys are the best <3 ***

PS. IF YOU COULD MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND MY BLOG I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I'm curious
(It can be on anon if that is what you wish)

 

sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

If you find someone who makes you smile,
Who checks up on you to see if you’re okay,
Who watches out for you and wants the very best for you,
Don’t let them go.
Keep them close and don’t take them for granted.
People like them are hard to find.

(via misjudgments)

(Source: misjudgments)

I’m the first person at my library to check out this version of the hobbit. Yay

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

OH my gosh. I just realized if you highlight something on my blog, it highlights in neon blue. I’m really excited right now.

Anonymous asked
M

(Second time doing M so its just a repeat)

I’m just doing this based off of the songs I already have in my ipod 

1. Madness - Muse
2. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark - Fall Out Boy
3. MF - Awolnation
4. Mellow Yellow - Donovan
5. Mama - My Chemical Romance

Give me a letter and I’ll name my 5 favourite songs that start with that letter

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face