Hello good ma'am and/or sir. I am Moriarty the Lemur. I reside in Michigan, I am a female, and I am 17
Here are some things you should know
1. I am a talking Lemur
2. I am the only lemur with a tumblr (all other ones are just people pretending to be lemurs. Don't let them fool you)
3. I enjoy answering questions
4. If you follow me, you will be able to officially say, "I am following a lemur on tumblr"
*** I love all of my followers. You guys are the best <3 ***
PS. IF YOU COULD MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND MY BLOG I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I'm curious
(It can be on anon if that is what you wish)
So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
*every episode of tv I watch by myself* no sex scenes or kissing whatsoever
*every episode of tv my parents randomly decide to watch with me* Lots O’ kissing and extra long sex scenes
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous