Hello good ma'am and/or sir. I am Moriarty the Lemur. I reside in Michigan, I am a female, and I am 16

Here are some things you should know
1. I am a talking Lemur
2. I am the only lemur with a tumblr (all other ones are just people pretending to be lemurs. Don't let them fool you)
3. I enjoy answering questions
4. If you follow me, you will be able to officially say, "I am following a lemur on tumblr"
*** I love all of my followers. You guys are the best <3 ***

PS. IF YOU COULD MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND MY BLOG I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I'm curious
(It can be on anon if that is what you wish)

 

selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

(Source: duhnairies)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

omgitsfrizzy:

So there’s this hashtag trending called #makeuptransformation, which is basically just people making fun of how dramatic face contouring is(seen in the first picture). I AM SCREAMING

cas-plays-twister:

legally-lucifer:

icarussam:

marriage

but like jared doesn’t even react
he’s just like “oh god, again”

This is the type of marriage I hope to have…..Though she should’ve licked her finger first.

cas-plays-twister:

legally-lucifer:

icarussam:

marriage

but like jared doesn’t even react

he’s just like “oh god, again”

This is the type of marriage I hope to have…..Though she should’ve licked her finger first.

(Source: jpgsky)

sequoiawintersnight:

riddlemehiddleston:

lyricalred:

aarmadillo:

ussawesome:

red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns

anyone who associates with odysseus

girls who sleep with sam

sean bean

matthewsagan:

This is the DNA of a self-identified homosexual person viewed under 10000x microscopic magnification. If you look closely you can see the DNA has unique characteristics, which supports the theory that there is a biological basis for homosexuality.

(Source: matthewsagan)