Hello good ma'am and/or sir. I am Moriarty the Lemur. I reside in Michigan, I am a female, and I am 17

Here are some things you should know
1. I am a talking Lemur
2. I am the only lemur with a tumblr (all other ones are just people pretending to be lemurs. Don't let them fool you)
3. I enjoy answering questions
4. If you follow me, you will be able to officially say, "I am following a lemur on tumblr"
*** I love all of my followers. You guys are the best <3 ***

PS. IF YOU COULD MESSAGE ME AND TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND MY BLOG I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. I'm curious
(It can be on anon if that is what you wish)

 

dirrtyflowerchild:

all-about-living-up:

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

(Source: pretendplaytime)

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

(Source: bonjour700)

smugasaurus:

bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

Okay there’s no way that last one was an accident

40 year old virgin penguins

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

image

*every episode of tv I watch by myself* no sex scenes or kissing whatsoever

*every episode of tv my parents randomly decide to watch with me* Lots O’ kissing and extra long sex scenes

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat)